When a call to Fred for help is a little odd, even by Weasley standards, does it bode well for Ginny's plans to disrupt the oppressive administration of the school before Christmas. Written in the style of and in tribute to a british dramatic farce.
Additional Warning: This story contains what is probably the worst ever chat up line in Fan Fic. The author accepts no responsibility for the consequences should any reader choose to use it in the real world.
Sexual content warning is simply because the story contains undescribed character nudity.
Story idea inspired by Patty
Shortly after the tragic events in the Department of Mysteries, Harry still has problems coping with the death of Sirius and the injuries of his best friends.
In his "jail" at Privet Drive, it's only Hermione's letters that help him keep his sanity. Until, on a beautiful evening, he meets someone and his life turns upside down. Only, this someone is from another world...