Harry and Ginny travel to Portugal for sea, sand, sun, and something else.
Can Harry avoid being torn apart by Harpies?
When a call to Fred for help is a little odd, even by Weasley standards, does it bode well for Ginny's plans to disrupt the oppressive administration of the school before Christmas. Written in the style of and in tribute to a british dramatic farce.
Additional Warning: This story contains what is probably the worst ever chat up line in Fan Fic. The author accepts no responsibility for the consequences should any reader choose to use it in the real world.
Sexual content warning is simply because the story contains undescribed character nudity.
Story idea inspired by Patty
banner by PINKhairedLOVER from TDA
A wounded land cries out for a king. When the time is right, the Red Dragon Shall Rise Again.
Written for Alopex's Four Seasons challenge at eHPF.
As the Minister attempts to persuade Harry to join his cause, Percy is left to face some very angry Weasleys. Amazingly, he managed to leave the Burrow only dripping in mashed parsnip that Christmas Day. If left to his siblings, who knows what could have happened? HPFF Staff Challenge 1-HBP Missing Moments challenge entry.