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Bikini Girls on Brooms by Northumbrian

Rated: R15+ • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Harry and Ginny travel to Portugal for sea, sand, sun, and something else.
Can Harry avoid being torn apart by Harpies?


It Takes Two (A Duet) by Northumbrian

Rated: R12+ • 0 Reviews
Summary:

A typical day in the lives of Mr and Mrs H J Potter suddenly becomes far from typical when Harry makes a chance discovery.


Moon by Northumbrian

Rated: R12+ • 1 Reviews starstarstarhalf-star
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Her friends are getting older, getting married, and having children. Lavender Brown doesn’t even have a boyfriend, not a proper boyfriend anyway. What she has are issues, and these days most of them are Moon-related.


Is A Mukkinese Battle Horn Bad For Your Health? by tgfoy

Rated: MA18+ • 2 Reviews starstarstarstar
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When a call to Fred for help is a little odd, even by Weasley standards, does it bode well for Ginny's plans to disrupt the oppressive administration of the school before Christmas. Written in the style of and in tribute to a british dramatic farce.

Additional Warning: This story contains what is probably the worst ever chat up line in Fan Fic. The author accepts no responsibility for the consequences should any reader choose to use it in the real world. 
Sexual content warning is simply because the story contains undescribed character nudity.

Story idea inspired by Patty

 


I, Magic by AvadaKedavra

Rated: R15+ • 7 Reviews starstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

Ten years after Tom Riddle, Brittan's Magical Community prepares for the anniversary.

 

 


Where Did They Find This Kid? by BKL8008

Rated: GA • 1 Reviews starstarstar
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Colin Creevey deserved so much more than he got. A short little one-shot, from the POV of an unknown student.


Retrieving the Dead by wytchkitty13

Rated: R15+ • 4 Reviews starstarstarhalf-star
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Ruenissa Starling has just graduated from American high school but now she and her family are moving to England, the homeland of her stepdad. She's always scared people into believing she could cast curses and bring back the dead. What happens when her lies become reality?


Fred and George's Busy Day by Northumbrian

Rated: R15+ • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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In the weeks and months after their eldest brother’s wedding Fred and George Weasley continued to run their business.

 

 

Two decent honest and respectable businessmen, they had no involvement at all in any illicit conduct. They certainly didn’t get involved in any anti-Voldemort activities. 

 

Definitely not.

 

No. Not them. Never.

 

They wouldn’t.

 

Honestly.


In Like A Lion, Out Like A Lamb by SiriuslyPeeved

Rated: R12+ • 5 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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First-year Lysander Scamander has problems. His twin brother Lorcan is popular, James Potter hates him, and he can't help irritating Victoire Weasley, the beautiful seventh-year Prefect. Luna and Rolf have many embarrassing theories about why their son is so drawn to Victoire, and Lysander feels he'll be lucky if he survives his first term.

Just The Way You Are by bakaprincess

Rated: MA18+ • 0 Reviews
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A girl whose world just ended wakes up in a new one with a whole new story that is ready to unfold before her unprepared eyes. Read as she battles against her inner demons and finds the family she always longed for...


Hoping For A Better Future BOOK ONE by bakaprincess

Rated: R12+ • 0 Reviews
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One day after the end of Harry's third year, he wanders the castle when suddenly a whole package of books falls on his head. Read my version of Reading the HP Series!


Township 5 by SiriuslyPeeved

Rated: R15+ • 1 Reviews starstarstarstar
Summary: Winner of TGS' Summer Lovin': Writing Challenge #1. A rainy summer afternoon, a board game, and the warmth of family.

SLOW LIFE by bakaprincess

Rated: R12+ • 2 Reviews starstarstarstar
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When Renee keeps telling Bella that she's an old soul, she has no idea how right she is. See, Bella really is an old soul. She keeps getting reincarnated everytime her body dies. So, where does Edward come in?


Butterfly Fly Away by bakaprincess

Rated: R12+ • 0 Reviews
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a short One-Shot about one of Lt. Horatio Caine's cases from an Original Character's point of view.


The Healer and the Heiress by datbenik513

Rated: MA18+ • 21 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Months after the Battle, life is getting back to normal, when three Hogwarts students start having strange dreams. That night changes the lives of all of them. Are they up to their new challenges? What does the future bring to them?


Impetus by TheEmpress

Rated: MA18+ • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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She was always the girl in the corner, wishing she were the one on the dance floor. When she gets her chance, it's like nothing she ever imagined. But when morning breaks, she runs. Now, three years later, Molly is preparing for her wedding. But she can't resist one trip back, looking for the chance she left behind at dawn.

 

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Silver Doe by datbenik513

Rated: MA18+ • 1 Reviews starstarstarstar
Summary:

This be a series of one-shot/drabble challenges posted on Silver Doe.


Love Forever by Dobby101

Rated: R12+ • 0 Reviews
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A small square of green construction paper rested in her hands. The paper was slightly crinkled and a corner had obviously been dropped into glue because it was hard and a darker green than the rest of the sheet. The girl’s chocolate colored eyes peered down at the note curiously. Obviously, the sender had just finished kindergarten like she had because the spelling was awful. The purpose remained clear, however. In what looked like a dried out black Crayola marker, a few words were scrawled untidily onto the sheet:

i love you. will you maree me?


Impulse Buy by AnimagusPenguin

Rated: R12+ • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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I stood in front of the mirror, smoothing down my dress and trying not to cringe at my reflection. My hair, dirty blond and barely past chin length, never seemed to do anything more than stick out from my skull like a pile of twigs.

Not that it really mattered, though. The only date I had tonight was with my three year old brother, and somehow I doubted he was going to care what I looked like. It was New Year's Eve, and I was being forced to spend it making play dough race cars with a toddler. Great.

 


Brains! by pookha

Rated: R15+ • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Carissa is waiting for her date, when a zombie bursts into the room!  


Warning: There are no cliches present in this story by magicmuggle

Rated: MA18+ • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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Warning - this is a parody!fic. No seriousness is intended whatsoever.

This contains an illogical hook up, several OOC characters and no cliches whotsoever. Honest.

p.s. I SCK @ SUMMARIEZ


Rose Weasley and the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans by madelgranger

Rated: R15+ • 5 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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It's Rose Weasley's Fifth Year, and she's determined to win the Quidditch Cup for Ravenclaw. With mischievous cousins and a brother to battle in Gryffindor and romantic strife amongst her teammates, can she lead them all to victory? And what's going on with the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?


Boyfriend by Molly Raesly

Rated: MA18+ • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Potter opened his mouth as though he was about to say something. Oh, no. He was going to correct me. Potter was going to tell Petunia that I had lied. He was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So, I did the only conceivable thing I could think of to make him stop. I kissed him.


The Perfect Plans of Padfoot and Prongs by Jellyman

Rated: MA18+ • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Amazing banner by GryffindorGirl153!
Best ROFL Moment and Most Creative Story Finalist at The Golden Snitches
Sirius Black has a plan - a plan to get himself and James Potter all the girls they could wish for. Does James really have any other choice than to follow along? Written in response to DarkRose's Can You Write It? challenge in the forums.


Paws Off by Jellyman

Rated: R15+ • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Lovely banner by ladycobra@TDA!

"The Angry One could be so rude."
Wherein Teddy is jealous and Molly is confused.
Molly/Teddy