That was . . . without a doubt . . . the silliest story I've ever taken the time to read . . .and I've read A LOT of stories on multiple sites.
What WERE you thinking . . .or better yet, what were you drinking/imbibing when you put "pen to paper"? What ever it was . . . I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!
It was SO awful . . . SO cliche ridden . . . SO "want to shake them until their teeth rattle" angsty . . . SO mind numbingly AWFUL . . . and I laughed myself breathless!
A GREAT change of pace, to put your tongue so firmly into your cheek that you'll have a permanent bump . . . I thank you for the best laugh I've had in a LONG while!
Ah, the rampant cliches! I love it! Laughed all the way through it. Well done, and a good skewer for the cliche-driven writers.